Your Impala or mine?


plastic-knives-and-forks:

scenariox:

i don’t even know why i want him.

looking through the tags on tag viewer is fucking hilarious tho


Via Nobody said it was easy




jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

puffvianpigfarts:

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this

Via playing video games and saving the world

time to research how to make a metal arm..


  • character: says "I like bread" that one time
  • fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread
Via drop our anchors in a storm

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ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes


Fear Is A Reaction, Courage Is A Decision

– Winston Churchill  (via bennyd66) Via i'm a moon that never shows it's face
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