Your Impala or mine?

Joking about both of them living in Austin (x)

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Via Just for need

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

Via no face.


first time in this fandom and already im jumping on bandwagons

Via ...

I’m presenting to a class of high schoolers tomorrow on wolves and I am totally unprepared for this…


identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

Via drop our anchors in a storm


a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

Via Have a cup of tea and stay a whale~


You are not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. Look on your left shoulder and you will find a mark that proves it. Your real father had us open portals all over the world to allow your return. This is the last of them. But we have to make sure that your essence is intact, that you have not become a mortal. You must complete three tasks before the moon is full.

Via I would still eat it.

URGENT- Donations needed!

Hey all, a very very good friend of mine’s life has taken a very unfortunate turn recently and needs help immediately. She, her mom, and her two small dogs are on the verge of becoming homeless due to a lawsuit from her landlord and they cannot possibly afford it on their own. They had to pay $2,000 within only 5 days.

The slightly better news is that she went in to talk to the realtor and they’re willing to forgive the whole thing if they can manage to pay $600 by 5 p.m tomorrow, 9/24.

Please, please if you can donate even a little it would help this family. They quite honestly have no where else to go and you would literally change their lives. Her mother is very close to getting a job that would help them but first she needs this chance and the stability of being in her own home.

All donations are appreciated and please share this everywhere you can! Thank you!




if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.






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